Why would someone install this totally awesome button right in the hallway where I walk about a hundred times every day? Look at this thing! Plastic cover- check. Red- check. It’s got it all!
I do not understand why someone would do this. It’s like those defibrilators at the airport. When I’m waiting for a flight I stand right by that box, waiting to smash it open the second someone takes a fall.
They need to do something to make this shit seem less awesome. Like put a blanket over it. Or cover it with a poster with quick facts about minimum wage and all that other crap. I’m convinced that most businesses hide their safes behind those workman’s comp posters.