“Wow. Ruh-roh, huh guys?
“Okay. Gut instinct, they’re real fucked. Real, real fucked. I just want to put my opinions out on the table. I mean, at some point we’re doing a lot of work for, like, 3 dudes. Saving 3 dudes isn’t high on my priority list, know what I mean? Get three smoking hot babes up there, then we’ll talk.”
“Alright, let’s see what we can do. I feel pretty strongly that we can at least get so caught up in the problem that we forget about the human lives in the balance. Then we can go back to normal. Haircuts later? Guys? Haircuts? All the same kind? At the same time?”
[3 hours later]
“Those are some AWESOME ideas. Mine? Uh, I mostly just figured none of this would work and kind of started using this stuff to make suicide machines. I figured, you know, at least let them have power over their own deaths. But no, your guys’ stuff…that’s awesome.”