What People Who Take Goddamn 20 Minutes at the ATM Must Be Thinking

“Alright, my turn.  I’ll just slowly take my car out of park.  I really should ask someone else how they stop all the way for more than 4 seconds without putting the car in park.  I’m sure there’s something I’m missing here.  But maybe I’m just a park kind of gal.
“Here we go.  Hmm…can’t seem to find my card here.  Oh well.  It’ll show up if I keep pawing in here.  Haha, probably would have been a lot less bored if I’d been looking for this the whole time in line.  What a silly goose.
“There we go.  I’ll put that in.  Damn, just far enough from the ATM to barely lean out and push the buttons with my fingernails.  I’ll just use the tip of a nail and then bring my hand back in and check the damage after every button push.  No problem.  Let’s see.  Better look over all the options here just in case there’s some new stuff.
“Balance inquiry…better do that.  Why not, you know?  And yes, I would like to buy stamps.  I didn’t even know you could do that here.  That’s lovely!
“Okay, money time.  Hmm…how much do I want?  I’m thinking $50.  Oh, darn, that’s right.  You have to do it in multiples of 20.  I’m so forgetful.
“Now, the most logical way to do this is to get my bills, take out my wallet and put them away, and then put my wallet away.  Then I’ll get my card back and do the same thing.  Oh, and a third time for the receipt.  `

[at this point, the muffled sound of a self-inflicted gunshot comes from my automobile, which is still 3 cars back]