“So then I had to go through the wall on the other side to get in there and sweat the pipes. It was pretty hairy down there, but it sure beat ripping out all that tile we’d just finished.”
Me: “Oh man, totally.”
“It’s just unbelievable. The Celtics broke a lot of hearts in the late 80’s. But they’ve never really had a great season like they did back then.”
Me: “Yes. Basketball is indeed a sport where things happen good and they happen bad. Sometimes, more bad, huh?”
“I managed to clean out the carbs, but the thing still isn’t firing right. It gets warmed up and you can still hear a knocking in there.”
Me: “Yeah. But it’s when the knocking just stops that you get really worried, am I right? You know what I’m saying.”
“She was so hot, man. Just a perfect body, hair down to her ass.”
Me: “I acknowledge the attractiveness of this woman based on almost no information, and I congratulate you accordingly for your version of the sexual exploits the two of you shared.”