“Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine”

“My favorite things about this:

1. Moriarty is in the holodeck and shoots Captain Picard in the balls with a pistol.

2. A borg ship pulls up behind Wesley Crusher’s…car? And the borg ship is blaring its headlights at Crusher, so he grabs a nearby football and spirals that shit directly into one of the Borg headlights. I thought Wesley Crusher was a wuss, but maybe I’m thinking of that dweeb from SeaQuest.

3. I think Wesley Crusher’s buddy in this is a cat-man Han Solo, but that was never totally clear.”