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Oh, hell. This guy looks thirsty. Actually, he looks like an idiot, and idiots are ALWAYS thirsty. Why is that?
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Alright. Christ. This isn’t the water dispenser on your stupid shitty fridge. Other people are waiting. Morally superior people who don’t take so long.
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How close can you get to someone who is bending over? I want this to get weird so he leaves, but also I don’t want to get so close that it’s a whole thing.
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Eew, gross. He has his eyes open. That’s weird. Isn’t that like kissing someone with your eyes open?
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Wait, do I close my eyes while using the drinking fountain or keep them open?
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Okay, well. I think I have to hit him.
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Finally. Fuck me. Yeah, yeah, little wave, we’re all buddies. Get the fuck out of the way alreday.
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Great, now there’s a line. Well, I don’t give a shit. I’m taking forever because that guy did.