Top Things I Enjoyed Saying to a 2 Year-Old’s Tickle Me Elmo Before Making it Laugh Hysterically

“Hey Elmo, what do you call a black guy who…”

“Hey Elmo, I have to tell you something.  Yesterday, my wife left me.”

“Elmo, do you think I’ll make enough money to stop falling asleep worrying about it every night?”

“Elmo, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”