Titles Of Informative PowerPoint Presentations My Children Will Sit Through As Punishments

-The Witching Hour: how missing curfew affects you, your community, and the economy.

-The Earie Canal: a whirlwind tour through the human ear and how it functions so that you can listen to our mother.

-The Carpentry Of Hanging A Door: why we don’t have boys in our rooms with the door shut and the invention of the hinge, one of man’s more underrated gadgets.

-Your Goddamn Hair: what’s going on here, seriously?

-The Bus: get ready to learn a bunch of shit about the bus. Because seriously, ride the bus once in a while.