“This Is Portland: The City You’ve Heard You Should Like (Real World)”

“Most fascinating part, and perhaps most fun, it turns out that the State Supreme Court of Oregon ruled that lap dances are constitutionally-protected expressions of free speech.

In case you’ve been considering a trip somewhere, I’d recommend Portland. Especially if you’re one of the following:

Beer Nerd
Book Dweeb
Nature Geek
Food Dork
Bicycle Goon
Strip Club Connoisseur