Has everyone else seen this damn sign everywhere:
Can we stop with this thing already? It’s cute and all, but after about 40,000 times it’s not really doing it for me anymore. Especially after seeing billions of shit kids running around with no employees capturing them, jamming a cup of boiling hot espresso in their lips and chaining them to a dog. Make good on your threats, pussies, or stop writing checks your coffee-slinging, shitty-wood-sign-buying ass can’t cash.