Things We Never Imagined Our Degrees Would Be Used For

Music:  Creating ringtones that are somewhat less abrasive.  Or more abrasive, depending on whether we’re talking about a Boost Mobile user.

Mathematics:  Designing price structure algorightms for tanning salons that use an impenetrable point system.

Meteorology:  Making your mark in a small local station and then fondling your way to the bottom.

Business:  Working for someone who didn’t bathe you as a baby.

Information Technology: Explaining to adults that having things on the internet actually often DOES cost money.

English:  Controlling long sighs after reading awkwardly-worded company emails.

History:  Guiding kids through the worst parts of the museum, the parts without dinosaur bones and with lots of boring ceramics.