You deserved it.
Get well soon so that I can get back to making fun of you without feeling bad.
Wouldn’t it be funny if you broke the other arm? Like at the same time?
…this isn’t over.
In Maui. Will be back in October. Love Mom & Dad.
When you remove this cast, please be sure to check for a missing hypodermic labeled “Infectious, Deadly, Horrible Disease That Takes a Long Time to Kill in an Awful Fashion.” Just keep an eye out for it.