CAN: Point it in the general direction of something fairly close and make a hole.
CANNOT: Carve a cross into the point of every bullet as a precaution against vampires.
CAN: Remember to turn the safety off 50% of the time.
CANNOT: Remember to turn the safety off 50% of the time.
CAN: Slow my breathing and focus on staying steady.
CANNOT: Breathe out my last breath without saying, “Yippee-kay-yay, motherfucker…”
CAN: Have a sense of respect for the raw power.
CANNOT: Do so without occasionally giggling.
CAN: Reload.
CANNOT: Reload one-handed while ramping a motorcycle off a highway overpass in order to save one boy who will determine the entire fate of the human race.
CAN: Make doves flutter away by shooting.
CANNOT: Do so without accidentally hitting one. John Woo must have a secret dove graveyard somewhere, right? Or at the least, a whole squadron of stone deaf doves.