“After pimping my own book in reviews of the first 2 volumes of Thief of Thieves. I’m retired. No more.
Well, okay. Maybe they drew me back in for one last job.
The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted is a story of a heist that requires a guy to take a very specific kind of dump in order to unlock a door. That’s basically it.
Am I doomed now? It feels like I might be.
On the other hand, they always say they’re doomed when they come back for one last job, but then they usually seem to get away with it. Probably because it’s not that fun to watch Brad Pitt check in with a parole officer every week. Although…what if she was a SEXY parole officer!? Now we’ve got a sequel on our hands. Write that down. In fact, we made the thieves sexy, let’s make EVERYONE sexy! The casino owner, the cops, the janitor. Let’s just say Fuck It and make absolutely everyone sexy. Why not?”