Wait, wait, wait. Who is this guy?
This guy, right here
Which president, exactly, is that supposed to be? Because my memory of history sucks. I answered Chester A. Arthur to almost every question on a history test once. I thought he must be significant because he was the answer to one of the riddles in Die Hard with a Vengeance. It turns out that he’s not important at all, but they probably named a fictional school after him in Die Hard with a Vengeance because they needed a name NO ONE would really use.
HOWEVER the man above does not appear to be any presidents that I recognize.
What is the fear, that if someone sees a drawing of a real dollar that they will somehow use that drawing to forge dollars? As opposed to using as a reference, I don’t know, A DOLLAR!?
And what is this man’s hair? Black in front, black in back, blonde in the middle? With long but thin sideburns?
Actually, after looking at it, I think this might not be a president but instead the Asian Wolverine.
I mean, good christ, I bet whoever drew that in four seconds had no fucking idea how many people would stare at that wretched face while a dollar machine kept kicking back bills. Maybe that’s it. Maybe they didn’t want a real president to be associated with that pain. Fucking 2013 and you can’t get a handful of quarters without smoothing out dollars. If someone in 1993 had told me I’d still be flattening dollars when I went to the arcade, I’d have killed myself. I don’t know how you kill yourself when you’re ten, but I would have found a way.
…now that I think about it, second reason to kill myself would have been that I’d be in total disbelief that I’d be going to arcades as an adult. Touche, past Pete.