“A very cute, not un-serious zombie tail.
Tail? Eh?
I’ll see myself out.
Wait, which way is the door?
How did I get in here?
Holy crap, this is embarrassing.
So…do you often find yourself trapped in Goodreads review boxes? I do. Heh, you’d know that if you followed me on here. I’ll be two lines into a review about a Jane Austen book or whatever and blammo, a story about a time my buddy puked in the hallway in middle school. Oh, Alec…right in the intersection of the two main halls, too.
Okay, that wasn’t totally true. I’ve never read a Jane Austen. “