“I didn’t like it as much as the previous volumes for one reason that can be expressed in two words in all caps with an exclamation point at the end and then a smiley added for fun: TIME TRAVEL! 🙂
I’ve complained so much about time travel that I’M bored by it now, and I love hearing myself talk. So I’ll spare everyone and just say, damn it with the time travel already.
Anyway, time travel aside, still pretty fun.
No, wait. I can’t just let it go! The time travel parts were kind of boring and seemed twice as long as the parts where the only traveling was laughter from my brain to my belly. Or maybe it goes the other way around. I don’t know how my own body works.
Okay, okay. Doom was a hilarious shithead, and I really like the footnotes or whatever we’re calling them at the bottom, and I’m nominating the notes provided by Ryan North and Chip Zdarsky in the Howard the Duck crossover issues as Literary Bromance Of the Year. I don’t like the word Bromance very much, but I don’t know which word to use other than Bromance. If you know a better, more appropriate word, I encourage you to be extremely angry about it and tweet/email me at the height of your anger with accusations of what a horrible person I am and wishes about me dying.
Yes, I recognize that most people DON’T prefer this form of communication, but I do. Sue me.”