1. Beginning of the Day
“Ah, here is what I have to look forward to. Today is going to be different, too, because I will actually remember the whole thing this time instead of the 1% that comes true and confirms my insanity.”
2. End of the Day
“Wow, that’s amazing. A vague description of a day, such as telling me that something involving another human WILL happen, comes true about half the time.”