The Two Ways a Horoscope Can Be Read

1.  Beginning of the Day

“Ah, here is what I have to look forward to.  Today is going to be different, too, because I will actually remember the whole thing this time instead of the 1% that comes true and confirms my insanity.”

2.  End of the Day

“Wow, that’s amazing.  A vague description of a day, such as telling me that something involving another human WILL happen, comes true about half the time.”