“The Squirrel Who Saved Practically Everybody”

“The squirrel really did save practically everybody, minus a few people he hit with a car.

Also somehow the finish date went straight from Kindle to Goodreads and that makes me uncomfortable. It’s like finding out someone has been keeping an accurate calendar of when you take a dump. It’s not useful info or like someone can steal my identity this way. It’s just creepy.

That’s should be technology’s new directive: Don’t be creepy.

I don’t think we can expect tech to not be evil or greedy or whatever, but not being a creep about it seems achievable.

I don’t even mind when I’m on a site and see a sidebar ad for something I looked at on Amazon. Whatever, that’s convenient. Or what the computer thinks is convenient, sort of like how the cat thinks he’s helping out by brining mice of various percentages of deadness into the house. It’s not creepy when the cat does it. It’s adorable because he thinks he’s helping.

It’s cute when the computer does it too because it’s like “Don’t you want to buy this Alfa Romeo t-shirt?” And I’m like, No, I was looking up how much Alfa Romeos cost to see how stupid my neighbor is and what percentage of his mortgage could’ve been paid off if he’d bought a used Camry (50% BTW). But the computer is too dumb to know the difference.

But telling everyone that I finished a book in bed this morning, because I usually wake up before my girlfriend and read, and she’s got earplugs in because I snore, so this morning time is a very good window for loud, hilarious farts. I’m a catch.

It feels a little like the kindle was creeping on me while I was reading in bed. And yes, farting and reading about a squirrel who hit people (just a couple, probably not even wealthy ones) with a car. But still, doing that in my own home, while disgusting, is not creepy.

And I never said tech should avoid being disgusting. I welcome it.”