“Maybe halfway through I started thinking, âDamn, Iâm not enjoying this.â But…I wanted to see it through because I thought perhaps there was a twist thatâd make it worthwhile.
Let me start by saying I’m a GIGANTIC JRJ fan. In maybe 2010 I made a stamp with his name and one of his book titles on it, and I vandalized library property, going through books that I thought would appeal to JRJ fans, and stamping them to send more readers his way. I don’t know how many better bona fides there are.
So when I saw that one of my favorites was having a moment, his biggest mainstream success thus far, I was pumped.
I liked JRJâs other books more than I liked this one. Iâm a fan from the Bizarro days. The cockroach suit days. And The Loop, despite its excellent gore, felt like…Okay, letâs just do this, but know that I am not the majority on this one. The very things I disliked here seem to be things others appreciate about the book.
The reviews I end up writing for books I donât like always end up super long, mostly because I feel a need to justify what I didnât like about something, especially something like The Loop, which is not a bad or incompetent book, itâs just not to my taste. I donât mean to pile on or overdo it, I just want to explain myself. Needing to âexplain myselfâ for not enjoying a book should tell you most of what you need to know about me.
I donât think this is a bad book, and coda to the stamp story, when Iâd done my part to destroy library property, I sent the stamp to Mr. Johnson, and he sent me back a nice letter with some goodies.
The Loop is not a bad book, and JRJâs DEFINITELY not a bad guy, a stupid guy, or a bad writer. In this case, I just didnât get what I was looking for, and Iâll outline why because I figure other readers who have tastes similar to mine (both of you) will save some time and perhaps read one of his other books instead of this one. AND, some of you who feel like the things I dislike are the very things you like can move forward, reassured that youâll get what you want.
Horizontal and Vertical
In any story, you’ve got your horizontal and your vertical.
The horizontal is the moment-to-moment explanation of whatâs happening. “So me and Mike go down to the bar to get some answers.”
The vertical is the characters thinking and feeling, usually related to the plot. “So me and Mike go down to the bar to get some answers. [horizontal] I feel a vibration in my hands, the same I always get when punching is about to happen. When I was a kid and felt it for the first time…” [vertical]
Maybe itâs useful to think of the horizontal as time, moving forward, and the vertical is the Zack Morris, freezing time thing where he talks to the viewer. Zack steps out of time and fills you in on something, a feeling, a flashback, whatever the writer wants or needs to make the story work, and then time starts again and weâre back in the horizontal.
In The Loop, the vertical does a lot of heavy lifting, outlining the past and (in the form of characters speculating) explaining the present situation. So we donât really get some of the biggest stuff as in-the-moment action. A lot of the significant life events for these characters happen in piecemeal flashbacks, emotions told to the reader, or characters speculating, rather than letting us see whatâs happening in the moment. Itâs not my favorite method of doing exposition.
I think the lack of in-the-moment developments, best exemplified by the relationship between Lucy and Bucket being underdeveloped with reader as witness, that prevented me from getting to the emotional place that was intended.
Economic Morality
We’re learning Rich Kids Bad, Poor Kids Good.
Everyone seems obsessed with the rich kids being dickholes, even adults seem obsessed, not with rich adults, but rich teens. This just KEEPS coming up in the book, and in a book where it appears that a bunch of people are being completely mind controlled by organic tech in their necks, implanted perhaps against their wishes or without their knowledge, I’m not sure why the poor characters are so focused on the socioeconomic disparity in the town. It just doesn’t seem important to me that the person who is trying to kill you after driving a truck through your living room has a fat wallet.
It’s a little bit like I’m reading a book where all the rich kids in town were turned into zombies, not because theyâre rich, because they happened to be in the place where the zombie gas was released, and they’re pursuing the poor kids, who weren’t turned into zombies for some reason, and the distinction of rich and poor is still brought up repeatedly. Like…does this matter at this point?
And one of the zombified kids, itâs like the narrator thinks that heâs really just acting out his natural instincts because heâs THAT MUCH of a dillhole. I mean…it just feels like the book is trying really hard to push the rich/poor disparity as a critical point, but in this bookâs context, it doesn’t really connect.
Back to the 80âs
An 80âs, perhaps early 90âs plot point, was often about the military or more vaguely, the government, doing something evil.
In Short Circuit, the government is designing robots to fight wars for us. When one is struck by lightning and becomes sentient…the government goes balls out trying to destroy it.
Now, how does that make sense? Wouldnât they want to see whatâs going on here? If this one robot became sentient by a random injection of electrical energy, wouldnât they want to A) Figure out how that happened, and B) Either prevent it in the future or use it to their advantage?
Maybe ET started this whole thing. But the deal with ET is that itâs a kidsâ movie. Itâs from a kidâs perspective. All the adults are violent morons. However, watching it as an adult, you…kinda see where the adults are coming from. A completely alien creature? What are they supposed to do, just let him live in a kidâs bedroom, alien sleepover style? Can ET survive on Earth food? Is there acid coursing beneath his skin, like some other aliens weâve seen in films? The adults are wrong to not listen, but theyâre not totally wrong to be concerned that a childâs bedroom is not the right place for an alien visitor to reside.
The Loop also has this throwback plot, the idea of the government (or big, powerful corporation, itâs kinda both) doing something that completely violates human rights, and it seems to be happening for no clear reason.
Iâm not sure what the goal was, exactly, in creating these bio-tech parasites that connect people to each other. What was the purpose? What was the intention?
It seems like the suggestion is that this is a bioweapon, but…it doesnât make sense. Based on what happens in the book, whatâs the utility of a bioweapon like this compared to an atomic weapon, which is used to stop the spread of the bioweapon at the end of the book? Or, wouldnât a virus (ahem, 2020) be just as effective without causing, I donât know, the end of the human race?
If youâve read The Terminal Man, you might recognize elements in The Loop, but in The Terminal Man, thereâs a clear motive. Scientists were trying to cure a guy of a condition with whatâs essentially a neurological pacemaker. And then it goes south in an unexpected but logical way.
The Loop only makes sense if you are already of the opinion that big corporations and government are evil and will do things, expending a lot of resources, just to fuck with people. I DO think both entities make horrible decisions that donât benefit humanity, but at the same time, I think these are economically-based, or theyâre the product of stupid decisions, not evil ones. I think, if it would be equally profitable, corporations and government would do the right thing. I donât tend to believe that Google is working on some super secret biotech thingie meant to turn us into zombies. They donât have to! We all know that internet shit is HORRIBLE for us, mentally, but we still dive back in.
Okay, now IâM getting all moral.
The OTHER Moral
Towards the end, I got it.
This is like a social media thing.
Iâll admit, that helped the story some. And maybe Iâm thick, but I didnât quite get there early enough to enjoy it.
And the moral is lost, for me, when the stand-in for social media is so obviously destructive and seems to provide no benefit whatsoever. Iâm not sure why people would opt into The Loopâs biotech, and thatâs the sort of insidious thing about social media: people choose to use it. Removing that element of choice makes the whole thing less impactful.
And why the scientists working on the thing would inject their children as test subjects is a complete mystery. Like…I get that maybe thereâs an asshole who hates his stepson or something, but it seems to me that there is zero proposed benefit?
I sort of get it, and I think this angle improves the story, but I think being forced in a very literal sense to engage with âsocial mediaâ changes the metaphor to be something different.
I also feel the metaphor doesnât work as well alongside the rich/poor disparity. Certainly wealthier teens bullying other teens on social media is a thing, but itâs been my experience that bullying online is sometimes along class lines, sometimes racial, and sometimes, itâs just there. It doesnât even really make sense. Itâs often perpetrated by people who victimize their former friends as opposed to picking on one kid or another.
And, I think an important aspect of the social media metaphor is that one can opt out at any time, and people have such a hard time doing so. That aspect is not present in The Loop.
The Wrap-Up
I have three problems with the end:
Superman Returns
The thing I dislike about Superman Returns is that Superman gets the shit kicked out of him by Kal Penn on an island made of Kryptonite. Which makes sense. THEN, because he uses his willpower, Superman is able to throw the same island into space. I mean no disrespect to Kal Penn, but the strength disparity between getting housed by Kal Penn and throwing a large-ish island into space is totally incalculable. But Superman does it because he WANTS to badly enough.
Lucy is able to overpower the parasite because sheâs…mentally strong? In a way that NO other person seems to be. Having a solution based on a vague level of âwanting it bad enoughâ doesnât do it for me. I get it, she overloads the thing by thinking about horrible stuff, overfeeding it in a way. I just felt like it seemed to come at a convenient moment, and why is she able to do it and no one else? Because sheâs the gold medal winner in the suffering Olympics.
Eyeballs
Lucy figures out how to banish the parasite from her body. And it works! It makes sense based on the previous parts of the book! But, at that point, is there a need to blow up the entire city? If they know how to excise the parasite, and it just involves stabbing out your eye, doesnât that drastically reduce the utility of the parasite as a bio-weapon, and doesnât that mean that everyone whoâs been zombified is recoverable? Would temporary blindness cause the parasites to leave?
Do the eyes have to be stabbed out, or can they just be temporarily disabled? And waitaminute…why can the parasite repair a body that was completely twisted around in a car wreck, but it canât repair an eye?
I also felt this came very late in the story, and it seemed like a writerâs back door. We needed Lucy to be infected, and we also needed Lucid Lucy at the end to have our emotional moment. So in the bookâs final moments, we needed her infected, then de-infected, all in pretty short order. I suspect the eyeball thing was added later to facilitate this, but I donât think itâs necessary.
The Scale
The story goes from being a fairly isolated town to being Letâs Save The World. I donât think that was necessary. The scale of saving humanity, as a whole, gets too big and too abstract for me, considering the scale leading up to that point.
And whenever this happens, itâs a little like the episode of Captain Planet when the bad guy makes a new drug, gets kids hooked on it, and the way they solve this problem is by taking away the bad guyâs written-down recipe. Couldnât he just remake it? However he came up with the formula the first time, isnât this totally replicable?
If the tech company was willing to infect American teenagers as a test and able to cover the whole thing up, is it likely that the data to re-create this exists outside of this one town?
When the scale gets really big, the solution has to grow in proportion, and oftentimes this results in a cop out, âkill the head vampire and all the others revert to humanâ scenario.
The Part I Didnât Want to Say So I Saved It For Last
I think this book has garnered some attention because itâs got a strong female protagonist whoâs a refugee and of a lower socioeconomic class (sort of, relative to her peers), and the story does some work to highlight the struggles that might be experienced by someone of that identity set who feels like an outsider.
I have NO problem with any of that. It just doesnât do much for me in this particular book. It doesnât seem to be essential to the plot or the characters, just a thing thatâs grafted onto a story that wouldâve been the same without it. Or, perhaps more accurately, you could replace her race with a weight problem or being homeschooled or basically anything that might put someone to the outer edges of popularity in a white, rich high school, and that would make the story the same.
I’m a little over the depiction of high school as being this popularity-based Lord of the Flies situation where you take your life in your hands for being unpopular. I was not popular in high school. I wasn’t the lowest nerd, either. I, like most people, was just sort of there. And it’s fine. It’s really not that bad. You go to school, you have a few friends, and you get by. Then you leave and it’s over. And by the time you’re 30, you can’t even remember the name of that jackoff who gave you a hard time in Algebra II.
I guess Iâm just trying to delicately say that I think the protagonistâs demographics score points with some readers. For me, itâs neither a plus or minus. Just neutral.”