Noon: “Have you seen the new Muppets trailer?”
11 AM: “I think I might have left my Muppets DVDs at your house.”
10 AM: “I just remembered that Muppet Babies is a thing.”
9 AM: “I just remembered that Muppet Babies is a thing. I must have watched that show 40,000 times. I’m a little worried that my brain may be severely damaged.”
8 AM: “There is a man in a Muppet costume trying to break into my home.”