The Kinds of Things You Say After a Dinner With Your Current’s Ex

Well.  His, uh, he had some really cool shoes.

That thing he said about how it’s hard to drive behind grandmas?  What was that all about, huh?  I guess if you’re the type who criticizes grandmas or whatever.

What did I think of his new girlfriend?  Hmm, well, she was undeniably attractive and nice, but somehow inferior to you in every way right off.  I can’t put my finger on it, but definitely something about her that is not insulting but makes her less good than you.

Hey, do you remember that show Rocko’s Modern Life?  That was some kind of show, huh?