“The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted: A Heist Story of a Heist: Special Editor’s Edition”

“Having a 69-page book come out on 4/20 is pretty unlikely. I defy the odds. I laugh at them. I blew up my stats teacher’s car in junior high, that’s how little respect I have for the odds.

At some point I decided to write a dumb book about every genre of movie. So far I’ve covered Child Ninjas, Bikini Car Washes, Armies of Darkness, and maybe one or two others, who can remember? So now it’s time to cover that classic: the heist movie.

Join me for [was gonna type the book title here, but screw it, it’s ridiculously long and also ridiculous]. “