“The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t”

“I understand the witch’s demands for the most part, but wanting to be on the Transylvania merchandise in place of Dracula? How does that make any sense? That’d be like putting Bugs Bunny on Disneyland’s merch.

Also, if they saved Halloween just before midnight on Halloween night, they didn’t help out a young Pete very much. How the hell am I supposed to get candy starting at 11:30 pm? Where am I trick-or-treating at that hour?”