Dear Snow,
Why do us guys like looking at breast?
I’m a guy and like all guys I like looking as breast but I’ve never known why, it it like some primitive urge. (I’m not sure if this comes off as insulting to females but it’s not supposed to so sorry if I offend you)
-18bluecat
Dear 18,
Yeesh. Looking at breast? So you like looking at them one at a time, without context? That’s a little…dahmer-y.
Yes, guys like looking at cans. It’s a fact. Thanks for the revelation. I would recommend that you build a stand-up act around that hilarious question. Just add in a good size facebook chunk, a bit about riding the train, and you’re set.
I guess your question is whether it is a genetic, inlaid, evolutionary imperative for men to check out womens’ ba-dangs. Frankly, I don’t know if it matters.
There is no way you’re going to convince people that this is an okay thing to do because it’s natural, so your best bet is to stop yourself. You could either have an ounce of self-control, or you could do what most people do and spend hours every night looking at pictures of funbags online. Hours and hours. Then, by the time you drag that sickening carcass you call a body out into the world, you will be nauseated every time you see one, let alone two, ching-chos.
Finally, as a third, drastic option, you could figure out a way to be a little sneakier about checking out hoo-hos. Try using a reflective surface. In fact, go about your business in a jumpsuit, a cap, and carrying around a gigantic mirror all day like you’re about to install it somewhere. That way you’ll never be without something to look into.
And don’t feel too bad about it. If I had a nickel for every time a lady sent me an email asking about why she’s so compelled to stare at the outline of mens’ balls through their pants, you’d feel a whole lot better.
Yours,
H.S.