“The Faggiest Vampire”

“I mean…you either laugh or you don’t. And just in case you’re wondering, “faggy” is used in a very different context here. In fact, I’m not even really sure what the context is. It’s sort of the same word, sort of different. Hard to describe.

This was something I purchased, more than anything, because it was on the shelf at Barnes&Noble, and that is the sort of thing I like to see. How the hell does this end up at Barnes&Noble? Who knows? But now they have to order another.”