“The Expendables”

“Jason Statham plays a character named Lee Christmas.

We’ve got Christmas Jones in James Bond.

Lloyd Christmas in Dumb & Dumber.

Using a name search database, I discovered there are “1 or fewer” people with the first or last name Christmas in the U.S.

Who in Hollywood is trying to make this work?!

…I do allow for it in Dumb & Dumber because, well, it’s supposed to be dumb. It doesn’t really make sense because it’s like his last name being Dipshit, basically, and he does in fact turn out to be a dipshit, but let’s not overanalyze D&D. “