“The Complete Neat Stuff”

“These comics just make me think of the 80’s and 90’s, when no one gave A FUCK about comics, so they could kind of be whatever.

We could ask What If’s. In fact, let’s explore some of the What If? comics by title:

What if Barbara Ketch had become the Ghost Rider?: My guess is that it’d be pretty much the same, but Ghost Rider would have huge jugs. Although it would be kind of funny, you often see ladies riding on the back of motorcycles, if Ghost Rider was behind someone because Ghost Rider herself did not know how to drive a motorcycle.

What if Iron Man sold out?: This has to be the most 90’s title and premise I’ve ever heard. What if a billionaire industrialist “sold out?” This is probably a one-pager: “Nobody noticed the difference.”

What if Storm of the X-Men had remained a thief?: Frankly, I like the idea of Storm doing pretty much what she does now, but occasionally pocketing something from Dr. Strange’s house or whatever.

What if Captain America had awoken in a dystopian America?: OMG, so prescient? No longer a what if!? Look at me doing politics!

What if Wolverine was a wimp?: How is this a what if? Ooo, shots fired!

What if the Ghost Rider was different?: That’s…awfully non-specific. Isn’t that sort of the premise of every what if? What if one of the Marvel heroes was different?

What if Magneto took over the U.S.A.?: I’m guessing it’d be dope AF for mutants, shitty for humans, and a lot of ball bearings and other metal shit would be laying around just in case.

What if Spider-Man had kept his six arms?: I’ve read this one, and it’s actually way better than it has any business being.

What if Captain America was revived in 1994?: He would’ve been in luck because he’d be coming into the world about the same time as Tag Team’s “Whoomp! There It Is,” meaning he’d be able to live most of his post-frozen life with this excellent jam available to him.”