“At the risk of revealing too much about myself, I found a calculator online that would tell me how many balloons it would take to lift me off the ground.
The answer is 6,487.
I tried to look at some other calculations that would make me feel less a fatty, but I couldn’t find any. I mean, there were other equations, but I’m not doing that math. If I wanted to do WORK to feel fitter, I’d do a push-up. “