Wearing Number 1:

Post-wedding.  Like they were intended.

Wearing Number 2:

Accidentally packed in during honeymoon.  Couple gets a nice laugh out of it.

Wearing Number 3:

Laundry day.

Wearing Number 4:

Wife, as a one-time favor, asks husband to bring her clothes as she spilled all over herself at work and is soaked with Coke Zero.  He brings fresh clothes and these underpants.  She asks him why he picked these.  He says they were on top.  She says that can’t possibly be true.  He leaves very angry and feeling unappreciated.

Wearing Number 5:

Wife, sick with flu, realizes she’s been wearing these for 3 straight days, has no memory of putting them on.  After this they are thrown away.  Wife throws them in the garbage, then takes them out and puts them in a small bag before putting them back in the can.  They just looked sad sitting on top of the trash like that.