“The Accursed Vampire”

“Cute and pretty fun, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut does that weird thing where vampires are like 100 years old, but they look like kids and also act like kids. One of the characters even points out that these are not, in fact, children, but the other characters are like, eh, fuck it, and the kids are like, eh, close enough?

What would happen if a baby got turned into a vampire? It’d just stay a baby forever? Would it ever be smart or strong, or would it remain a stupid, weak baby forever?

These are the novels yet to be written.”