“Tales From The Umbrella Academy: You Look Like Death”

“Guys, I figured out my role on goodreads, my place among the constellation of the stars among reviewers. You know, all those ladies with the glasses?

I’m the guy who will readily say “I didn’t get it.”

This one I didn’t really get.

Nobody steal my gimmick, okay? It’s extremely easy to copy, and if you copy it, I can’t really do anything about it. But I WILL know what you’ve done and probably complain to my girlfriend, who will be rightfully baffled by this Internet beef that probably lives entirely inside my head. “Yes, exactly!” I’ll say because Internet beefs always live exclusively in someone’s head. “