“This has a totally awesome story.
Basically, some pervo takes pictures of Swamp Thing making out with Abby Cable, sells them to the newspaper, and Cable gets brought up on, well, bestiality charges, basically.
Cable’s in Gotham when Swamp Thing figures out what’s going on. He hands the Batman his own ass with a hearty side salad, and lets Gotham know that he’ll go ahead and destroy their entire city with greenery if they don’t cut the shit.
I don’t want to explain everything that happens here, so instead, let’s all enjoy the childlike wonder on Swamp Thing’s face from a totally different issue, when he decides to come to life as a kernel of popcorn in a movie theater.
Now THAT’S duh-dorable.”