Sushi: Before and After Purchasing Non-Disposable Chopsticks

Before:

“Would you like some chopsticks as well?”

“Yes, please. Thank you.”

–20 years pass–

–Pete buys his own chopsticks–

Now:

“Would you like some chopsticks as well?”

[puts monocle in eye] “Madam, you can jam those wooden peasant sticks directly up your ass.”