Suggestions for the Ensure Company

-Change the name of your drink.   Because it sounds like a drink that is for helping you shit.  Some name suggestions include every word made except for “Ensure.”

-Stop calling this a shake.   A shake is made out of ice cream and is extremely delicious.  This is not made out of ice cream and best described as Highly Tolerable.

-Lose the crazy metal lid.

-Instead of having flavors like Milk Chocolate or Vanilla, better describe the real flavors.  Ground Up Vitamins in Milk, for example.

-I want the #1 Doctor Recommended medicines.  I don’t necessarily want the #1 Doctor Recommended beverage.  That’s not a huge seller in this case.

-Various advertisements have led me to believe that every drink needs more Taurine.  So more Taurine.

-The viscosity of this is wrong.  I don’t know if it’s too thick or too thin, but one of them.  As also shown by the fact that the first word I thought of to describe it was “viscosity” as opposed to “texture.”

-Nobody is so crazy as to pour this into a tall, frosty glass.  So stop showing that on the sides of the bottle.