Real text transcript between Pete and his brother:
Brother:
You got a letter from the IRS. Maybe you won their sweepstakes. Doesn’t look like a good letter.
Pete:
Letter or check?
Ian:
Unknown. Seems to thick for a check. Want me to open it?
Pete:
Hell yes.
Ian:
You messed up your taxes and they fixed it. You overpaid and you’re getting more back. It will arrive in 6 weeks or fewer.
Pete:
Fuuuuuuuck yeah!
Ian:
Your shitty math is like a present.
Peter:
I’m spending the extra sending all my old math teachers cards that say, “Suck it.”