2 Weeks Prior
You know, I can really do this. People way shittier than me do it all the time. It would be so simple.
1 Week Prior
Okay, now I’ve purchased a great new water bottle, lack of which was the only thing really keeping me from biking to work. I’m ready.
Day One
This was a great idea. I feel so free!
Day One + 4 Minutes
Since when is the entire way to my work uphill? …something’s…something’s going on with my vision here…
Day One + 6 Minutes
It’s okay. This is what they mean by pushing through the wall.
Day One + 7 Minutes
I did not know that pushing through the wall involved diarrhea farts.
End of Day One
“Hi Honey. I was wondering if maybe on your way home you wanted to swing by and pick up me and my bike.”
Three Weeks Later
Oh, that. Yeah, I was going to do that. But I didn’t have the right sunglasses, you know?