X Button
“Stay where you are. I’m 100% serious. If you move, I will end you. Please just stay there.”
Y Button
“Kindly stop shooting me in the head, neck, and back. I know we’re all very excited here, but let’s stay frosty.”
B Button
“Could you, for once, handle this stupid conversation with the dumbass governor of whatever butt planet we’re on? Why do I always have to do this shit? I just want to stay on the ship and eat an ice cream sandwich.”
A Button
“Go home and kill your own family. Seriously, you are the worst.”
L Trigger
“As a blanket, standing rule, how about when you are being shot to pieces, you do ANYTHING? Just move or crouch or something. Make it seem like you want to be alive just a little.”
R Trigger
Go get a real job and make us some money so we can buy some of this stuff we need. That’d be a big help.