“I think this would be more fun if the villains were more wacky, like a Batman ’66 thing.
They almost get there with a villain-turned-chef or something, and a lady who called herself Barbie Q, like barbecue, but as far as I can tell the only thing that relates her to a barbecue is that she wears mesh, which sort of looks like a grill(?)
I have some suggestions:
Gatoraid: guy who dumps an entire orange cooler of baby alligators on people.
Rubbery Skeleton: Obsessed with those rubber skeleton toys, he invents a ray that turns peoples’ skeletons rubbery.
Meat Lof (there should be an umlaut over the O, but I don’t know how to type that, so…fuck it): Beefy fellow, though he’s vegan these days, so he will talk about the confusion with his name, but he’s kept it because he is MADE of meat and all.
Michael Tyson: This is, in fact, Mike Tyson, but he goes my Michael to throw everyone off the scent.
Pez: He slits throats and then shoves candy blocks in the hole. “