“Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons”

“I somehow missed rating this one. Probably because I was moving at the time.

An audiobook is a great friend when you’re moving. Because you basically have a lot of time to perform a lot of boring tasks.

My life fantasy will always be gaining enough wealth to have a move go like this:

1. I tell my Alfred that we’re moving.
2. I pick out a house on Zillow, hire someone to check it out for me.
3. I tell Alfred my moving dates.
4. I leave on vacation for a week.
5. I return to my new home where everything is placed as though it’s been there for a decade.

I’d give my right nut for that. Or left. I don’t really think either is better than the other. I don’t know why it’s necessary to specify when it comes to that. It’s not like most people know whether they’re “right-nutted.” “