Something I Don’t Understand About Ray Charles

Young Ray, I am very sorry to hear that you’re going blind.  However, that’s no reason that you can’t play wonderful music and be happy for the rest of your life.  I have a couple options for you.

A) The Trumpet.  This has three buttons on it.

B) The Piano.  This has more buttons than a human could ever hope to count.

Anyway, I’m sure your heart will guide you towards the right instrument for a blind man, either the instrument that you can hold all of in your hand or the one that is more complicated than your average 4-cylinder automobile.