Introduction:
A sketch without intro to make people unsure what they are watching. At least idiots who think maybe there’s a presidential debate on a non-election year on late-night Saturday TV.
Monologue:
Guest host does opening bit. There are two options:
1. Have a great guest host who can pull of anything.
2. Have a horrendous guest host such as Michael Phelps or Megan Fox, both of whom reject the idea of just walking on stage shirtless. However, it is vital to have non-funny guest hosts on a comedy show, sort of like centering a breakfast around pickles.
Sketch #1:
Really good premise, pretty decent, 3 minutes too long.
Sketch #2:
Decent premise, solid acting, 8 minutes too long.
Sketch #3:
Horrifically grating character. 17 minutes too long, immediately optioned for a full-length feature film.
Black Eyed Peas play a song for no fucking reason.
Sketch #4:
Fake commercial that would be outrageous except for the fact that I just saw two commercials for boner pills and one for a service where you apparently use a corded house phone to call a sexy woman who is half-naked and really excited to talk to you.
Closing:
Everyone stands on the stage, the host says goodbye, thanks the Black Eyed Peas (again, for no fucking reason) and we’re out.
Job well done.