The Usual:
Guy rides skateboard towards railing, messes up, smashes entire penis and balls on railing.
The New:
Guy rides skateboard towards railing, nails the grind, continues skating towards camera, has very unattractive face.
The Usual:
Guy rides skateboard down railing, loses balance, destroys entirety of penis and balls.
The New:
Guy skates towards railing, stops short when he sees his reflection in a nearby pool of water. Drops to his knees near the pool, rubs his face and repeats “What am I doing with my life? What the fuuuuuuuck am I doing?”
The Usual:
Guy grinds down half of rail before falling and mashing the whole of his penis and balls into oblivion.
The New:
Guy skates around, can’t find any suitable railings. This turns into a discussion between him and the cameraman regarding pickiness and how this relates to his difficulties in finding a potential mate.
The Usual:
Guy approaches rail, does not get high enough on his approach, slams penis and balls into the railing with such force that he immediately vomits.
The New:
Guy approaches railing, nearly runs into old man. The two engage in a heated discussion which ends abruptly when the very frail-looking old man holds the skateboarder by his shirt and slaps the shit out of him.
The Usual:
Guy slides down the entirety of a railing using his penis and balls as a sort of miniature sled of pain.
The New:
Close-up shot of a gravestone. Guy grinds right over the top of it while slamming a diet Dew.