“Um…okay, Silver Surfer sees, like, a light and comes to Earth where there’s this family who just moved from NYC, and then this dead guy is resurrected and also he has cosmic powers and a super suit or something made of nanobots, he was kidnapped by The Stranger because The Stranger is having a problem where his body is splitting into like 10 dudes, Ghost Light is supposed to fix him and maybe can, there’s a good manifestation of The Stranger who helps too, and then AIM shows up and starts trying to do…something because they saw a flash of light that was left by Silver Surfer as a memorial, and that flash of light was used to bring Ghost Light back to life somehow, and an AIM lady goes into a portal and sees infinity and her dead parents and gets super powers and turns evil-er for a while, but then she’s not, and there’s a town that experienced a time-loss event, but then that’s explained, the kids get super powers somehow, but Ghost Light lies to them about it or something, then jazz teaches nanobots how to save the day, and the Stranger is turned into one guy again (I think) and the infinity lady is back to being a regular lady, but maybe not, and she’s hanging out with The Stranger, and I guess the kids have superpowers forever now, and then Stranger and AIM lady were in a closet and they had a baby and it fell out and looked at me.
I’m not sure why there is SO MUCH STUFF in this book, but there is SO MUCH STUFF in this book to a degree that I can’t hang with. I was super confused, a little bored, and after reading other reviews of this book, which are overall positive, I can see I wasn’t alone in my confusion.”