Signs That You Might Have Moved Into a House Previously Featured on Extreme Home Makeover

-Weird, outdoor patio in city where climate is cold nearly year-round.

-Pool that is small enough to jump across with a water slide built in to bizarre faux boulder facade that is 3 ½ feet long.

-Surf board jammed into the drywall, permanently.

-Rooms so colorful you feel like you’re living inside a giant box of Nerds.

-Kitchen island designed to look like giant guitar.

-Previous owners are a real dumb family who did not understand the economics of not having as many children as is physically possible.

-Huge propane grill that appears to have been used once for a barbecue, once to melt action figures, and never cleaned or touched again.

-Toilets that are not white.

-Sinks that appear to come out of nowhere, drain into thin air, and have no visible means of support.

-Garage converted into extra room.

-Closet converted into mini office.

-House converted into huge piece of shit.