-Weird, outdoor patio in city where climate is cold nearly year-round.
-Pool that is small enough to jump across with a water slide built in to bizarre faux boulder facade that is 3 ½ feet long.
-Surf board jammed into the drywall, permanently.
-Rooms so colorful you feel like you’re living inside a giant box of Nerds.
-Kitchen island designed to look like giant guitar.
-Previous owners are a real dumb family who did not understand the economics of not having as many children as is physically possible.
-Huge propane grill that appears to have been used once for a barbecue, once to melt action figures, and never cleaned or touched again.
-Toilets that are not white.
-Sinks that appear to come out of nowhere, drain into thin air, and have no visible means of support.
-Garage converted into extra room.
-Closet converted into mini office.
-House converted into huge piece of shit.