NEVER STOP BELIEVING
TRY TO BELIEVE UNTIL AT LEAST 4 PM
SHOOT FOR BELIEF THROUGH THE LUNCH HOUR
AT LEAST READ THE SIGN ALOUD
READ SIGN ALOUD WITHOUT WEEPING
NO MORE WEEPING
LESS WEEPING
CONTROLLED BURSTS OF WEEPING
[JUST A PICTURE OF ANOTHER HUMAN REACHING FOR A HUG]
[PICTURE OF ANOTHER HUMAN REACHING FOR A HANDSHAKE]
[PICTURE OF ANOTHER HUMAN REACHING FOR A HIGH-FIVE]
[PICTURE OF ANOTHER HUMAN WHO IS GOING TO LET YOU KEEP THAT PEN, BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO TOUCH SOMETHING YOU’VE TOUCHED]
NO WEIRD MIDDAY BONERS
ACTUALLY, WEIRD MIDDAY BONERS