Things I am Not Likely to Scream in Any Situation.
“Oh my god, my face! My beautiful face!”
“My Moneyyyyy!!!!”
“Charge!”
“Tell my children I love them!”
“I’m going in!”
“Everybody out! I can’t hold it much longer!”
Things I am Somewhat More Likely to Scream
“Oh my god, my pornography! My beautiful pornography!”
“My self-esteeeeemmm….”
“Balls!”
“Tell my children that I said something like ‘I love you’ instead of whatever I’m about to say!”
“I’m getting the fuck out of here!”
“Everybody out! I can’t hold it much longer!” [note: I decided that this one is likely, maybe in a scenario where I have to shit really badly as opposed to holding up a collapsing roof or something]