“Hilarious sitcom-style premise:
She Hulk, you can come work at my prestigious law firm, but no-a-turnin’ into that She Hulk, okay?
I would now like to pitch some other comic book show premise ideas along these lines:
USASSR: Captain American and a Russian super soldier are roommates in the 1980s. How will they ever get along!?
Hulk Vs. Food: Basically Man Vs. Food, but, you know, Hulk.
Yancy Street’n: Punk’d style prank show, Yancy Street Gang pulling fast ones on The Thing.
Also, let’s take a break from this, have you all seen the show Kings of Pain? This is a show were a couple bros go out into the jungle, find wasps and spiders and shit, and get stung by them in order to put animal stings and bites on a pain scale. It’s fuckin’ hilarious. The sucky part of the show, obviously the great part, the stinging, is like 5% of each episode. They go into the jungle, camp out and shit. They show the capture of the bugs. All this is fine, but when you’re watching a show to check out a couple of dudes voluntarily covering their arms in ants, c’mon, we all know what we wanna see.
It’s the funniest reality show idea I’ve ever heard, and it’s an ACTUAL SHOW.
What gets sad is when you’re like, “Okay…how much would they have to pay me to go get stung by a wasp on purpose? And would I do that instead of my current job?”