Times I Think You Should Not Settle for Less:
-When it comes to picking a spouse.
-While picking out a motorcycle helmet.
-Prescription lenses.
Times I Strongly Suggest You Settle for Less:
-Picking out a used pool table.
-Selecting the perfect 2-minute pornography clip at 3 AM.
-Saturday, 7 PM, Me, You, Coffee. I’ll bring cough drops. Baby.