“The backstory behind this book is very charming, the idea that there was supposed to be a sort of haunted museum attraction at Disney along with the haunted mansion. But youâve now read the most interesting thing about all of this.
Usually Iâm a fan of the ambitious failure, the story trying to do a lot with a little, but this one kind of does a little with a lot, a less desirable combo.
I donât know, I suspect disney is probably glad they didnât do the whole weird museum thing. Chances are, being built so long ago, itâd have some of those weird Ripleyâs vibes where we cross over from a guy who can fit three pool balls in his mouth to âcheck out this actual shrunken headâ and so on.
Now, if they had Walt Disneyâs frozen body in the museum, thatâd be awesome. I heard a conspiracy theory once that said Disney made Frozen so that when you searched Walt Disney Frozen you would stop getting rumors about him being cryogenically preserved and start getting stuff about a princess who was turned into snow (or whatever, Iâve never seen it, I hear itâs fine).
This is one of my all-time favorite conspiracies because itâs totally harmless, itâs plausible, and whether itâs true or not doesnât change my life one bit, so itâs fun to think about.
Take note, makers of conspiracy theories:
1. Harmless
2. Plausible
3. Unimportant”